Your wife left you. The best decision I ever made.

My ex saw you in the window

I lick your pussy while you hang on the horizontal bar

When a doll with your face was put into mass production, people started recognizing you on the streets.

Let's try it! 📑The instructions say that if you hang it up, you can experience an unearthly orgasm.

WHEN I PUT MY DICK IN YOU SOMEONE BIT ME INSIDE! BUT IT WAS NICE!

A special order from China. A neighbor saw a doll with your face and immediately said hello.

My friends are arguing about who confused my real wife with a doll

My family thinks I'm doing 💪pull-ups on the bar. 😈But there's something else hanging on the bar.

I turned 54. My penis is almost completely erect. My family gave me a silicone bride.

An American 💪company developed 🏆a highly realistic Irma, but the Chinese were the first to put it into production.

My wife doesn't know. I went down to the basement to have a good time.

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